Do YOU dare take the Turing-Test?

Are you a Turing-machine? Take this Turing-test, originally published in Finform # 2 03/04 and find out! Start out by answering question 01 below, and then follow the instructions. For the test to be accurate and representative, try answering as quickly and intuitively as possible.
If you're not in the mood for introspection you can always return to my front page.

01: What did you dream of last night?
A tortoise in the desert - GOTO 22
Electric sheep - GOTO 15
Nothing - GOTO 10
Something else - GOTO 07

02: Have you followed the instructions?
Yes - GOTO 08
No - GOTO 09

03: Which is preferable?
Star Wars! - GOTO 25
SkyNet! - GOTO 06

04: Which base do you prefer?
2 - GOTO 19
10 - GOTO 02

05: Pick a colour:
Blue - GOTO 02
Red - GOTO 14

06: You may be a Turing-machine, but it doesn't seem all that likely. Don't, however, get overly anxious about this uncertainy of identity! There are many just like you, who have reached great heights despite this. Some examples are Darth Vader, George W. Bush and Bosse Ringholm.

07: Pick one:
FreeCiv - GOTO 24
FreeBSD - GOTO 21

08: Which is you favourite droid?
C3PO - GOTO 23
R2D2 - GOTO 12

09: Which sucks the most?
Bugs - GOTO 13
Viruses - GOTO 16

10: JFET?
SUMO! - GOTO 21
ELFA! - GOTO 05

11: 6*9?
XIII - GOTO 20
X - GOTO 18

12: Which year is the more important?
1337 - GOTO 18
1764 - GOTO 13

13: You are probably a Turing-machine. It is never possible to be entirely sure, though. Other examples of borderline cases are C3PO, Rick Deckard and Arnold Schwarznegger. You are, in other words, in good company!

14: 101010?
! - GOTO 09
? - GOTO 17

15: Pick one:
Bohm - GOTO 02
Bohr - GOTO 24

16: Regarding diodes one might say...
... I_D=I_0e^U_D/(V_T*n) - GOTO 25
... OUCH! - GOTO 13

17: Continue the quote: Now I lay me down to sleep...
...sweet dreams-wishes you can keep - GOTO 03
...try to count electric sheep - GOTO 16

18: Congratulatiosn! Since you are obviously a Turing-machine you have earned a spot along with HAL 9000, Roy Batty, SkyNet, Bender, Marvin and the other legendary tin-cans!

19: Pick an OS:
Windows XP - GOTO 20
UNIX - GOTO 08

20: Pick a game:
Tetris - GOTO 03
Sokoban - GOTO 23

21:
1 - GOTO 14
0 - GOTO 11

22: Associate to Life.
Conway - GOTO 04
Darwin - GOTO 05

23: Are you a Turing-machine?
Yes - GOTO 18
No - GOTO 06

24: Who is your favourite?
Neo - GOTO 11
Smith - GOTO 19

25: You are probably not a Turing-machine; but then what are you? You'll probably find your closest peers among the existentialist philosophers, or possibly in south-east Asia.

Didn get it? Want to have explainations of the scientific basis for the questions? Go here in that case. (WARNING! PUNS, AND SO FAR OONLY CONTENTS IN SWEDISH!)
Want to know more about Alan Turing? An article about him was published in Finform # 2 03/04. More about him here.


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